People who have played the president on TV, in order of ratings, starting with Martin Sheen from West Wing, but they have to stay in character The My Pillow guy Trump’s wacky doctor back in NYC
Here’s the Line of Succession: Vice President Speaker of the House President Pro Tempore of the Senate Secretary of State Bush sent the CDC to attack a different virus. When he heard that we’ve been attacked by covid-19, George W. (Two thoughts- the people washing them, and the cop who had to count them all) Headline: “Police seize 345,000 used condoms that were sold as new” (in Vietnam) NY Times headline: “Russians ‘have committed’ to not interfering in elections, the national security adviser insists.”Īlso, Lucy commits to holding the football steady for Charlie Brown. I googled “Is it okay to drink after a flu shot?” and every single site that came up was Australian. Mike Pence brings you a glass of milk and makes you pay for the whole bottle (yeah, he insists his milk come in glass bottles because that’s what mother likes) October 2020 Kamala Harris shares a lovely bottle of wine with you, from her own cellar, If the election comes down to whom you’d rather have a beer with, here are your choices:
Now I think they were just ahead of their time.
When I used to take the train to work there was one house I’d walk past every week that had seven bottles of scotch in their recycling bin. These jokes were not told on the air (the ones he sold no longer belong to him).Įxpired Comedy is a service mark of Comedian Shaun Eli. Most of the jokes were based on current events which are now no longer topical- with the passage of time they have lost their original utility. What is Expired Comedy? Shaun has written thousands of jokes for the late night television monologues of 3 of America’s talk show hosts and for a political website.